It’s Friday night and Pulse Wrestling presents the Smackdown Real-Time Report! Grab a chair, kick off your shoes, relax and follow along as we find out if Jeff Hardy continues his extreme actions in order to get the General Manager to give him another shot at the WWE Championship…

The show opens with Jeff Hardy talking to Vickie Guerrero about wanting another chance at the title and what went down last week on Smackdown. We are ready Jeff! Continue to blow our minds! There is a casket in the center of the ring and Taker is heard over the loudspeaker addressing The Big Show. The Dead Man pops up out of the casket to a loud pop from the fans as Hardy appears on the big screen, complete with awesome glow in the dark makeup! Jeff tells Undertaker that he will be the winner tonight…EXTREME! Taker tells Jeff tonight he will rest in peace. We go to commercial break.

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We see a video of Kizarny at the carnival sideshow. Kizarny will be making his debut on WWE in the near future. We then see a video of John Cena who will be returning to WWE at Survivor Series, a really long video of Cena. Jim Ross reminds us that Cena will face Chris Jericho for the heavyweight title at Survivor Series. Vickie Guerrero is in the ring, complete with wheelchair and neck brace and Chavo Guerrero and we go to commercial break.

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Matt Hardy, ECW © vs. “The Gold Standard” Shelton Benjamin, United States ©

The Hurrapop appears to make fun of Benjamin’s blond hair. The bell rings and Shelton goes for an early takedown. Both men are back to their feet, Benjamin applies a headlock and again has Hardy down on the canvas. Matt applies a head scissors, Shelton breaks the hold, but Hardy applies a headlock. Benjamin works it into an arm bar and goes to work on Matt’s left shoulder. Off the ropes, Hardy delivers a shoulder block and goes for the cover getting one. Matt applies a hammerlock, Shelton flips Hardy over but Hardy doesn’t break the hold, gets the shoulders down and this time gets two. Benjamin breaks the hold and we go to commercial break.

Back to the action, Matt is delivering a series of clothesline, up to the second rope and off with an elbow to the back of the head, goes for the cover, gets a two count. Hardy goes for a suplex but Shelton counters and goes for the left knee that appears to be giving Hardy trouble. Benjamin continues to put pressure on the knee, rolls outside and pounds on the knee before rolling back in, leaping out of the ring and landing on the knee. Shelton covers and gets two before Hardy kicks out. Benjamin continues to work on the knee with the referee asking Matt if he wants to give up. Hardy catches Benjamin in the side effect and gets two, delivers a bulldog and again covers for two. Matt misses an elbow drop, Shelton misses the first kick but catches Hardy on the chin on the follow up kick. Benjamin covers and gets two. Shelton delivers two splashes but Matt catches him on the third and covers for two. Several counters, Shelton delivers a modified backbreaker, sets Hardy up on the top and climbs up after him. Matt delivers an elbow and Matt comes off with a moonsault, hooks the leg and gets two. Hardy misses a kick, goes for a roll up but Benjamin counters, and applies a single leg Boston Crab, using the injured knee of Matt but Matt makes it to the ropes. Shelton delivers a chop block but Hardy delivers a Twist of Fate and gets the win.

Winner: Matt Hardy with a Twist of Fate.

This was an excellent first match of the night but I could have done without the commercial break. Both of these wrestlers are very talented and they worked hard in this match. We go to commercial break.

Hello to my friend Cuervo in Panama. He has a huge match coming up on December 6. While El Cuervo has speed and ability, his opponent Slash has power and size. This match should be awesome! RXW! Corrected translation: Hola a mi amigo Cuervo de Panamá. Él tiene una lucha importante el 6 de diciembre. Mientras El Cuervo tiene la velocidad y la agilidad, su riva Slash tiene el poder y el tamaño. ¡Este combate deberá ser interesante

JR reminds fans that the new Smackdown vs. Raw game is out.

”The” Brian Kendrick with Ezekiel Jackson vs. Carlito with Primo

I have almost learned to like Carlito’s hair. The two men lock up and I’m hoping for some great wrestling here and that’s just how the match begins. There are several holds and counters until both men are back to their feet. Kendrick cuts loose with kicks to the legs, stops to showboat a little and gets caught with a hard clothesline. TBK comes out of the corner with a block to the gut but Carlito has Brian down and covers for a two. Kendrick gets into the ropes and delivers a kick to Carlito’s arm. He continues to work on the arm and covers but Carlito kicks out. Primo is pounding on the mat and cheering his brother on. Carlito comes off the ropes and delivers a swinging neck breaker, Carlito goes for the cover and gets two. TBK sends Carlito into the corner and then applies a modified camel clutch. Carlito is in the corner, Kendrick charges and misses, nailing the turnbuckle instead. Carlito delivers a back elbow, covers and gets two. Carlito kicks Brian into the corner but Zeke attacks Primo, Carlito gets caught in The Brian Kendrick and Kendrick gets the three.

Winner: Kendrick with The Brian Kendrick.

The match wasn’t long enough but it was a good match. Carlito and Kendrick are two of my favorites and they worked well against each other. We go to commercial break.

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We see a video of Kizarny at the carnival sideshow. Kizarny will be making his debut on WWE in the near future. We then see a video of John Cena who will be returning to WWE at Survivor Series, a really long video of Cena. Jim Ross reminds us that Cena will face Chris Jericho for the heavyweight title at Survivor Series. Vickie Guerrero is in the ring, complete with wheelchair and neck brace and Chavo Guerrero and we go to commercial break.

We are back for the contract signing between “The Game” Triple H and Vladimir Kozlov for the WWE Championship Match at Survivor Series. Kozlov is introduced first to the jeers of the fans. The Game is introduced next to the cheers of the fans. Vlad didn’t use any entrance music but Trips, of course, does and takes his time getting into the ring. HHH says it’s like the United Nations in the ring with a representative from Russia, Mexico and Fatlabia (he points to Vickie) and then says he is just kidding, it’s Bulgaria and then says it’s Chunkyslovakia. He calls Kozlov a disco commie but Vlad gets to sign the contract first and he does, then picks up the mic to tell Trips something in Russian so Trips picks on Vlad for his Russian. In the middle of the trash talking, Hardy comes off the top and sends Kozlov through the table, then stops to tear up the contract and throws it at Trips. We go to commercial break.

We see a replay of Jeff taking out Vlad before the commercial break.

Montel Vontavious Porter vs. Kung Fu Naki

The bell rings and the two men lock up but MVP has kicking butt on his mind, going after the left arm of Kung. Naki fights back but Porter takes him down again and The Great Khali with Ranjin Singh appear at ringside. The distraction gives Fu an edge, he delivers a kick and gets three.

Winner: Kung Fu Naki with a kick

I’m sure that kick has a name but I didn’t catch it. The match was a joke, which is a shame because both wrestlers could have done a much better job and instead of a match we have the Khali Kiss Cam. I’m not even going to elaborate on that although every time MVP tries to get up off the mat, Khali knocks him down again.

I’m a little afraid for Khali…this Brit is all fired up for that smooch. Porter is back to his feet, but Khali slams him to the mat but Khali just can’t seem to kiss the girl and instead wants MVP to deliver the kiss. Poor Montel is attacked but he wakes up in time to break free and roll out of the ring. We go to commercial break.

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Smack of the Night: The Diva Fuzzy Dice Match that Maria won in order to get a Diva’s Title Shot.

Diva’s Title Match: Maria vs. Michelle McCool ©

Hurrapop appears to ogle the divas before popping back out. The bell rings and McCool takes Maria down, applying a headlock. Jesse and Festus appear ringside to watch the match as Maria is sent face first into the turnbuckle. Maria catches Michelle with an elbow and then delivers a kick, goes for the cover and gets a one. Off the ropes, McCool delivers a heel hook and Maria taps out.

Winner and still Champion: McCool.

The bell rings as the match ends and Festus charges into the ring running McCool out so that he can give Maria a teddy bear. Didn’t Balls Mahoney give Kelly Kelly a teddy bear…and look what happened to Mahoney! This match is not recommended. We go to commercial break.

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AC/DC’s “Spoilin’ for a Fight” is the official theme song for Survivor Series. Raw Rebound: Michaels vs. Jericho with Michaels losing after JBL interfered.

Tazz and JR go over the matches scheduled for Survivor Series.

Main Event Extreme Rules Match: Jeff Hardy and we go to commercial break.

vs. The Undertaker

The bell rings and Jeff is sidestepping any lock up, instead using the ropes to try to take The Dead Man down but catching a boot. Hardy avoids the elbow drop and sends Taker over the top rope to the floor. Undertaker sends Hardy into the steel steps and we go to commercial break.

Back to the action, the men are back in the ring with The Dead Man pounding on Jeff and we see that during commercial break, Jeff met the post with his spine. Both men are back to the floor and Hardy is sent into the guardrail and then his face meets the guardrail. Taker rolls Jeff into the ring and grabs a steel chair, lays it on the chest, delivers a leg drop on the apron and Hardy is back on the floor. Jeff’s head meets the steel steps and The Dead Man walks off looking for the ring bell but Hardy comes up with a kendo stick and lays into Taker. Jeff rolls Undertaker back into the ring and he catches Hardy with a boot to the face. Taker has the kendo stick and he takes it to Jeff’s back. The match is back to the floor with The Dead Man delivering head butts. Taker backs up and charges but Hardy rolls out of the way and Undertaker catches his leg on the security wall. Jeff comes back with fists and kicks, backing Taker up but Taker comes back with a right fist, dropping Hardy in his tracks. Undertaker tries to send Jeff into the steel steps, but Jeff reverses it and slams Taker’s head into the steps. Hardy takes a dive to send The Dead Man into the security wall but overshoots and ends up on the concrete near the audience. Undertaker has some nasty red marks on his back from that kendo stick. Jeff is back over the wall and goes at The Dead Man with fists but gets rolled back into the ring. Taker goes for the cover and gets two. Undertaker goes old school but Hardy crotches him on the ropes and then goes under the ring, coming out with a ladder. Jeff enters the ring with the ladder but Taker kicks it into his face and then throws it at Jeff in the corner. The Dead Man sets up the ladder, sends Hardy across the ring and Hardy delivers a whisper in the ring but Big Show runs in, throws Jeff out and goes after Undertaker. Hardy comes off the top and gets caught by Show, Undertaker grabs a chair and nails Show, sending him out of the ring, Jeff grabs a chair and nails Taker with the chair then goes up the ladder, delivering a leg drop, AND HE GETS THREE!

Winner: Jeff Hardy with a leg drop off the ladder!

I knew there would be interference but I thought it would be Kozlov. Awesome extreme rules match and both Jeff and Taker took some hard hits. Vickie and Chavo are backstage and she tells Hardy that if he faces HHH next week and wins, it will be a triple threat match at Survivor Series for the title. I may have to say this is the best Smackdown I have seen in a long time.

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