Hotties ‘n’ Notties for 04.30.2010: Velvet Sky, Ric Flair & more
by Chantal on April 30, 2010

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Who was hot and who was not this week in wrestling?

However, this isn’t your usual “who did good and who did bad” style column. No, this is the literal look at who actually looked sexy this week and who, well, didn’t.

Velvet Sky is my numero uno hottie this week.

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The Beautiful Person is straight in at top of my list this week, well how could she not be with that unbelievable toned yet curvylicious body – those legs are to die for. Her diamond plated bra, barely there pants and pair of wrestling gloves to top the look off make this one knockout that, you can’t take your eyes away from.

My second placed hotties of the week are the Straight Edge Society.

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Aww, look how happy the threesome is after their leader CM Punk beat Rey Mysterio at Extreme Rules this week. Punk and his general creepy hotness was taken up to a whole new level this past Sunday with his cute, and charming smile (can he please be my prince?) Whilst Serena is of course her usual beautiful and radiant self (although I have no idea why she thought white 3/4s and black leather jacket go together.) And Luke Gallows, well it’s nice to see him crack a smile out every once in a while.

The inbetweener this week goes to Ric Flair.

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Yes, I know it might be mean to say a 61-year-old legend hall of famer is not hot, but come on its the truth (kinda.) I know his always worn trunks throughout his 38 year career and its part of who he is. But come on, really Flair REALLY? There is no need for us to see your saggy bum and cellulited thighs. However, his robe is all kinds of amazing and makes him the absolute best out there. I wish so much that I had one (goes to ebay to search for one, found it! – http://tinyurl.com/3869epv - I think I will ask for this for my 21st.)

The first nottie of the week goes to Triple H’s baldingness.

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Just because your best friend has gone there is no need to replicate him and his hair loss. Take some tips and advice from Chavo and get some hair plugs stuck in the back there, perhaps I am just being mean and maybe it’s down to pre-baby stress but come on HHH your one of the best out there and I’m just looking out for you!

In last place as the most not hot person of the week goes to Orlando Jordan.

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Yes, his back (back again) and yes he is still corrupting my mind. This time OJ seems to think it’s appropriate to bundle some multicoloured feathers together and make a micro mini skirt out of them. Then in addition to that make some sort of high fashion cuff, and don’t forget that he had some crazy craft-store feathers on his boot as well. However, I do like the fact that his going for something a bit different but still there is no need to go around looking like a pornographic version of big bird. This certainly ain’t ‘delicious.’



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  • ShamanOfHedon

    FIRST COMMENT YAY! Um…. oh sh*t wait…. DAMMIT I did that stupid facebook crap…. *proceeds to shoot self*

  • ShamanOfHedon

    The Beard is acknowledged. The Beard is pleased. You may kneel politely before the Beard now. Perhaps the Beard may show you mercy for once again subjecting us to Orlando Jordan and mistaking wet parted hair for baldness. Then again you are a brain-hurtingly shallow tart, perhaps the Beard will just use you as breeding cattle for the SES. We need to swell our ranks after all…

    Love the Beard…. FEAR THE BEARD…

  • http://www.uctf.com Jamal

    still have nothing

  • DC

    Best column ever. I never even noticed HHH balding, good call lol. Keep it up!

  • ReyTheHussein

    “…but come on HHH your one of the best…”

    ^^^

    Okay, I have to be the d*ck, but this is a pet peeve.. “Your” is possessive, “You’re” is a contraction meaning “You are”.

    If you haven’t already told me to go F*** myself, I’d also like to say that I enjoy this particular feature. It’s fun and doesn’t take itself too seriously.

  • He Who Walks Behind The Beard

    He Who Walks Behind The Beard is displeased with your attempts at comedy and requires a sacrifice… The NXT Malachi kid… He will be a worthy offering suitable for the majesty of The Beard…

  • damufine

    hey hey! Bald spots are where it’s at. Right? Right? I look at my girlfriend and she shakes her head in the negative. OH NO!

  • Nick

    This is quickly becoming my favorite column on the site, easily. It’s nice to see someone who isn’t spewing bile because their favorite wrestler jobbed out last week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php? Chantal Taylor

    lol thanks Rey, I have been told the ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ rules at least 5 times in the last 2 weeks and I still keep on forgetting about it!

    I might need to get it tattooed on me or something to remember lol

    x

  • Tat

    as much as I loved Ric Flair he needs to retire poor man is he not got any money left why embarrass himself mind you his coat is bril and deserves to fight on it’s own another great column Chantal
    Mebbe the Cm Beard cud take on Flair’s coat who wud win that contest intriguing

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