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JunkNewsFlash! Vince Russo Infuriated By CM Punk Promo

After Monday night's scalding CM Punk promo in which he insulted Vince McMahon, the USA Network, Triple H, Stephanie McMahon and WWE official John Laurinaitis the Twitterverse and Internet Wrestling Community erupted with praise for the promo and the angle. Debate began over whether the comments wer »»

Let's Do A Jim Ross E-Mail Campaign To WWE

Wrestling is terrible without Jim Ross. I don't know how I ever liked it beforehand. The bosses at WWE have decided they never want him to call another match, and I don't want to watch TNA to hear him. I think we oughta do something about it or we're going to lose him forever. So, please, I don' »»

The Top 10 Worst Wrestlers at the Moment

It is March 22, 2010. Using a highly scientific method members of the staff at InsidePulse have compiled a list of the 10 worst wrestlers at the moment. We do not grade simply by technical skill. We include promo ability, dullness, unwatchableness, stupid crappiness among other factors and made up w »»

WWE Smackdown Spoilers, Smackdown Elimination Chamber Match Set

The following has been cobbled of of Twitter from Stratusfied! And I think we're gonna be the first site with a Smackdown spoilers update. So eat it, legitimate sites. Chris Jericho starts off the show cutting a promo on Edge, saying Edge didn't deserve the shot and will get his. Edge and Ch »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Hi gang! I'm rested and refreshed and ready to once again rock the wrestling world with my brand of hard hitting journalism. About pro wrestling. Sigh. Let us begin with the TNA spoilers, since a bit of the column will deal with the debut of Wolf Desmond, the animal with the first name last name. »»

Junk News, Huzzah

What a tremendous show we have for you today. No one of interest is here! Big news this past week as Nigel McGuinness faced Bryan Danielson in their final match in Ring of Honor, the former darling of the Internet turned just another Indy. This marks the end of an era for ROH and the beginni »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

There is NOTHING in the news this week. Just nothing. I started writing a rant about how I was a meaner writer now cause my life sucked so bad, but no wants to read that crap and it started to hurt my stomach to write it. I read Monday’s spoilers for TNA and the show looked so bad I almos »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Huge week in wrestling news. So many stories, it’s hard to pick one to put at the top. Immigration problems, Nigel jumping ship, Tyler Reks avoiding arrest after what he did to that little boy… it’s so hard to pick one. I haven’t even seen Raw yet, so who knows whatâ »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

DSketch is horrible. HORRIBLE. Just… I don’t know if I can put it into words. You have an older “cool guy” in your town? He used to be really funny and score all the time? Then he found out he had a 7 year old kid and started taking him everywhere, and every time he made »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Huge news this week from the world of wrestling. HA! Huge news from the world of wrestling. You know what would be huge news from the world of wrestling? If it was made illegal. Or if a wrestler figured out a cure for cancer. Other than that, it’s all junk news. Let’s begin with Tyl »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

I’m back again. Matthew Michaels asked me to write a bi-weekly or weekly column, and I said sure. I don’t know why. I honestly can’t remember the last time someone had something nice to say about me on the Internet. I’m close to decade mark since my first column and Iâ »»

ASK APTER GRUT: ABOUT SOMETHING MISSING FROM WWE & TNA ...

I have a simple question that may not have such a simple answer. Why is there hardly any managers in pro wrestling anymore? Some of the managers of the past where legends because of what they added to the show like: Bobby Heenan, Jimmy Hart, Mr. Fuji, Slick, Captain Lou, Sherri Martel, Elizibeth, Fo »»

JunkNews Book Excerpt: The Diary of Chris Benoit

The following is an excerpt from the Diary of Chris Benoit, soon to be published by Judith Regan. Dear Diary, Y'all know who dis be? Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm in a bit of a 'gangsta' mood today as I met the new black wrestlers Cryme Tyme. Their gimmick is going to be that they steal shit and ac »»

GRUT Presents ROH Presents This Means War II!

DVD opens with Daizee Haze cutting a really crappy promo on Sara Del Ray. I mean it's just horrible, but she's very pretty. She mentions something about peace and love or something. Pelle Primeau vs. Kevin Steen opens the show. Steen's my favorite in ROH right now and Pelle is a tiny nothing so »»

JunkNews Auction! - Hulka-Jewelry Running Wild!

Inside Pulse (Editor's Note: We had NOTHING to do with this) in conjunction with JunkNews Inc. is proud to bring to you an opportunity to own a piece of Hulka-Jewelry! Right off the hot sale of his grill on QVC as well as his home, Hulk Hogan (while not personally involved) offers to you pieces of j »»

JunkNews Retraction - Pacman Jones Coming To TNA Is Not Awesome

I'd like to issue a retraction to an Editorial I wrote earlier in which I stated that Pacman Jones coming to TNA would be awesome. I believed him to be a combination of my two favorite fictional characters, Pacman and Indiana Jones. I just pictured this guy in a hat with a whip running around eating »»

My Top 10 From My Ring of Honor Weekend

If you've never traveled a total of 6 hours over the course of two days with Aaron Glazer and his army of bad ass Latinos in a full small car in which the radio plays more static than music to see indy wrestling, well, you haven't lived. I have now lived, and I survived to give you my top 10 list of »»

ASK APTER GRUT - - ONE MORE HOGAN WWE RUN?

Q: Is Hulk Hogan going to make one more WWE comeback?--Kim Zelter, Toronto, Ontario. A: Kim, first of all, I am so glad you asked that question. Come and have a seat on my couch while I ponder the answer. Would you like a glass of wine? Maybe champagne? That's right girl, I got whatever you're lo »»

RAW IS JUNK: GRUT's Live Late Coverage

Show started with Booker T vs. Lashley. Kennedy interfered. Now it's a handicapped main event unless Lashley can find a partner. May I propose Santino? Yay! Coach is talking with Regal. Everyone loves everyone but Coach wants Regal to fight Sandman. He gets all huffy about fighting a ruffian who »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #96 - Diamond Dallas Page

96. DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE Real Name - Page Joe Falkinburg Aliases - Handsome Dallas Page Hometown - Point Pleasant, New Jersey Debuted - 1988 Titles Held - WCW World; WCW United States; WCW Tag Team; WCW Television; WWE World Tag Team; WWE European Other Accomplishments - WCW Lord of the Rin »»

JUNK NEWSFLASH! Vince McMahon True To Shareholder's Meeting Promise

Vince McMahon has fulfilled one of his promises only a week after WWE's annual stockholder's meeting took place in Stamford, CT. During the meeting McMahon promised to aggressively attack piracy, develop Sin Cara, Alberto Del Rio and the Miz into the new "Rocks and John Cenas", schedule WWE PPVs on »»

The Top 10 Worst Wrestlers List Update

March 29, 2010. Using a highly scientific method members of the staff at InsidePulse have compiled a list of the 10 worst wrestlers at the moment. We do not grade simply by technical skill. We include promo ability, dullness, unwatchableness, stupid crappiness among other factors and made up words. »»

Video Proof Of The Undertaker's Pyro Malfunction

Last night at The Elimination Chamber PPV a fan captured the Undertaker's pyro malfunctioning and posted it to youtube. This footage is extremely graphic, and it wouldn't surprise me if it was taken down soon. Click here to watch. »»

JunkNews EXCLUSIVE- Transcript From Inside Arrested Wrestlers' Cab

InsidePulse has obtained an exclusive audio tape recorded by the driver of the cab in which Chris Jericho, Hurricane Helms and Matt Hardy were involved in an incident. Here is a transcript of that tape. MATT HARDY: Boy, am I hungry. Are there any tanning salons that sell fudge around here? HUR »»

Rodney King Involved In Indy Show

A victim of police brutality, Rodney King's denied justice was the launching point of the 1992 LA Riots. There was property damage of over 1 billion dollars, 53 people died and thousands were injured in a national tragedy. But we get to put this tragedy to rest on Halloween night when Rodney King is »»

Did Matt Hardy Lose His Push Because of Jeff?

Matt Hardy, who has been conspicuously absent from Smackdown these past few weeks after a major initial push, updated his Twitter with the following: I am exhausted from being punished because of someone else's sins. Good night one, good night all! Until then.. Matt Hardy does not appear in »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Tragic. Foreseeable. Predictable. Despicable. Disgusting. Any number of words can describe what happened last week, but in the end we need to learn to live with what our hero did. We need to remember that he’s just a man, a man entitled to his mistakes. Brett Farvre recently said, †»»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Rey Mysterio Jr. has one again been caught abusing drugs. I am not a saint. I have partaken in my fair share of pills and steroids. I’ve snorted coke, heroin, angel dust. I’ve freebased Mary Jane and taken hit after hit of acid. I drink a cup of caffeine every morning and had to ki »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

It is Tuesday morning as I begin to write this report. At the present time, TNA World Champion Kurt Angle has worked two events since being arrested for stalking his girlfriend, driving with a suspended license and possession of HGH. He has wrestled two matches for the company and retained his t »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

I celebrated my birthday yesterday. It was hot. The Applebee’s was poppin’. What what? I got one gift. It was a shower in the world of Second Life. So yeah, I cleaned up. Jeremy Piven and comedian Dr. Ken ruined Raw on Monday. Dr. Ken kept jumping around and sucking on a pacifie »»

JunkNewsFlash! DJ GABRIEL RESPONDS TO OBVIOUSLY FALSE RUMORS

After reading about the rumors of his pending firing from WWE in light of the recent brand switch of Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel went on a bit of a typical WWE wrestler Internet rant. After denying that he would soon be fired, he offered the Internet wrestling sites unfettered access by saying, "So next »»

ASK APTER GRUT: WHERE DOES SANDMAN GO FROM HERE?

Q: I am a big fan of Independent Wrestling. Do you think that Sandman will go back to the Indy feds now that he is no longer with WWE?--Red Nulleo, Pittsburgh, PA A: I don't f*cking know. What do I look like, Sandman's mother? Seriously, do you think I'm Sandman's mom? Is it the man breasts and »»

Pulse Exclusive! Picture of ROH's Age of the Fall Debut

I have found (in the most unlikely of places) a photo of the debut of the new Age of the Fall stable at ROH's PPV taping last night in Chicago. You can see the back of the NECRO BUTCHER, that's one of the Briscoe Brothers hanging upside down and bleeding and I believe that's Jimmy Jacobs holding a c »»

ASK APTER GRUT - - WHO ARE YOUR TOP 5 WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME?

Q: Hey bill grut, In hip hop music there's always a raging discussion of who is the top 5 greatest dead or alive, so I was wondering who would be your top 5 wrestlers of all time dead or alive??? Mine would be triple h, kurt angle, bret hart, rob van dam, and chris beniot. -- Thanks for your time, A »»

My Exclusive Interview With Portia Perez... Yes, THE Portia Perez

It was a hot, black night when I first met Portia Perez. She was wrestling at a community center in Long Island. Our eyes met. I said hi to her, she told me not to talk to her and had Larry Sweeney yell at me. Some guy next to me started chanting Jailbait at her. She had Larry scream at me again. It »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #81 - Honky Tonk Man

81. HONKY TONK MAN Real Name - Roy Wayne Farris Aliases - Honky Tonk Wayne, A member of the Blond Bombers Debuted - 1977 Titles Held - WWE Intercontinental; AWA Southern Tag Team; NWA Southeast Heavyweight Other Accomplishments - cousin of Jerry Lawler; minister for the Universal Life Churc »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #85 - Dean Malenko

85. DEAN MALENKO Real Name - Dean Simon Aliases - The Iceman; The Man of 1,000 Holds; The Shooter Debuted - 1979 Titles Held - WCW United States; WCW World Tag Team; WWF Light Heavyweight; ECW Tag Team; ECW TV; WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team; ICWA Junior Heavyweight Other Accomplishments - credi »»

JunkNewsEditorial! Kevin Sullivan Did It!

Before I begin I'd like to point out that I'm not a wise man or an educated man or a good man. When I'm called in to solve a suspected double homicide/suicide I look at the facts. I don't try to form opinions, I don't think about the evidence I see, I only pay attention to the facts of the case. In »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #95 - Kevin Sullivan

95. KEVIN SULLIVAN Aliases - Merlin the Wizard; Johnny West; Kevin Caldwell; Masked Lucifer; The Taskmaster Hometown - Boston, Massachusetts Debuted - 1970 Titles Held - WCW Tag Team; ECW Tag Team; NWA United States Tag Team Other Accomplishments - led the Dungeon of Doom in WCW in 1995; wif »»

My Final Column On Chris Benoit

In my last column I basically said that Chris Benoit should no longer be enjoyed by anyone. A man who killed a woman and child with his bare hands is not someone a healthy person should enjoy watching pretend to beat up others. I believe that, I do, and with all of the Chris Benoit tributes popping »»

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