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JunkNewsFlash! Vince Russo Infuriated By CM Punk Promo

"Everyone is getting all excited over an obvious worked shoot? What the hell? That is ALL WE DO at TNA!" »»

JUNK NEWSFLASH! Vince McMahon True To Shareholder's Meeting Promise

Vince McMahon has fulfilled one of his promises only a week after WWE's annual stockholder's meeting took place in Stamford, CT. »»

Let's Do A Jim Ross E-Mail Campaign To WWE

Jim Ross makes wrestling better. »»

The Top 10 Worst Wrestlers List Update

Using a highly scientific method members of the staff at InsidePulse have compiled a list of the 10 worst wrestlers at the moment. We do not grade simply by technical skill. We include promo ability, dullness, unwatchableness, stupid crappiness among other factors and made up words. »»

The Top 10 Worst Wrestlers at the Moment

Using a highly scientific method members of the staff at InsidePulse have compiled a list of the 10 worst wrestlers at the moment. We do not grade simply by technical skill. »»

Video Proof Of The Undertaker's Pyro Malfunction

And he wrestled a match after it. »»

WWE Smackdown Spoilers, Smackdown Elimination Chamber Match Set

The following has been cobbled of of Twitter from Stratusfied! And I think we're gonna be the first site with a Smackdown spoilers update. So eat it, legitimate sites. »»

JunkNews EXCLUSIVE- Transcript From Inside Arrested Wrestlers' Cab

InsidePulse has obtained an exclusive audio tape recorded by the driver of the cab in which Chris Jericho, Hurricane Helms and Matt Hardy were involved in an incident. Here is a transcript of that tape. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Hulk Hogan's new book will have a chapter in it where he said he tried to commit suicide with xanax and rum, or as my friend Brian calls it, pregaming. Hogan was then saved by Muhammed Ali's daughter. So, add suicidal to the list of terrible traits that define Hulk Hogan. »»

Rodney King Involved In Indy Show

A victim of police brutality, Rodney King's denied justice was the launching point of the 1992 LA Riots. There was property damage of over 1 billion dollars, 53 people died and thousands were injured in a national tragedy. But we get to put this trag »»

Junk News, Huzzah

Great news! ECW fake General Manager Tiffani was... oh! It's Tiffany. I would have thought the WWE would spell the name with an i. Anyway, she injured her arm wrestling in FCW, not in a car crash as reported on ECW television. This should kill those ugly stereotypes about women being bad drivers and great wrestlers. »»

Did Matt Hardy Lose His Push Because of Jeff?

Matt Hardy, who has been conspicuously absent from Smackdown these past few weeks after a major initial push, updated his Twitter with the following: I am exhausted from being punished because of someone else's sins. Good night one, good night all! Until then.. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

THE BOSS Bobby Lashley fights THE HOSS Jethro Holiday. They should stop letting Bobby Lashley come up with his own nicknames. Here are some suggestions: The Black Lesnar. The Higher Pitched Mike Tyson. The Awful Wrestler. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

The two biggest stars of the 80s fighting in small venues for whatever small slice of fame and money they can still raise? Get to writing the theme song Springsteen! »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

So, Big Show got into a backstage fight with the Great Khali. The Big Show slipped on a bag and Khali mounted him and started slapping him. The Undertaker stepped in to separate them but couldn’t. Then Joey Styles walked in and knocked all three out with one punch. Then he made JBL go get him a sandwich. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

In the end, regardless of how much Tyler Reks loves licking a freshly used butthole, Rey Mysterio is innocent until proven guilty. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

That’s DX. Old, super corny, spotlight hogs. Also, every time I look at Shawn Michaels’ eyes I’m shocked they let him in the ring. The guy is obviously seriously brain damaged. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Sometimes I feel really ashamed to be a wrestling fan. Then again, I think I felt more ashamed when I saw Matt Morgan main eventing a PPV. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Huge news this week from the world of wrestling. HA! Huge news from the world of wrestling. You know what would be huge news from the world of wrestling? If it was made illegal. Or if a wrestler figured out a cure for cancer. Other than that, it’s all junk news. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

Jeremy Piven and comedian Dr. Ken ruined Raw on Monday. Dr. Ken kept jumping around and sucking on a pacifier, something he must have figured most pro wrestlers do. Piven called Summerslam “Summer Fest”, although he was quickly corrected by John Cena. He then thanked Joe Zima and promised this would be the last night The Mizzy would spend in the WWF. »»

Junk News, Huzzah!

What do I like about wrestling? Umm… I like John Morrison. I like Chris Jericho. I’m enjoying almost all of Smackdown. I think Pretty Ricky is the most racist thing I’ve ever seen. »»


After reading about the rumors of his pending firing from WWE in light of the recent brand switch of Alicia Fox, DJ Gabriel went on a bit of a typical WWE wrestler Internet rant. After denying that he would soon be fired, he offered the Internet wrestling sites unfettered access by saying... »»


I have a simple question that may not have such a simple answer. Why is there hardly any managers in pro wrestling anymore? Some of the managers of the past where legends because of what they added to the show like: Bobby Heenan, Jimmy Hart, Mr. Fuji »»


Q: I am a big fan of Independent Wrestling. Do you think that Sandman will go back to the Indy feds now that he is no longer with WWE?--Red Nulleo, Pittsburgh, PA A: I don't f*cking know. What do I look like, Sandman's mother? Seriously, do you t »»

JunkNews Book Excerpt: The Diary of Chris Benoit

The following is an excerpt from the Diary of Chris Benoit, soon to be published by Judith Regan. Dear Diary, Y'all know who dis be? Ha ha. Just kidding. I'm in a bit of a 'gangsta' mood today as I met the new black wrestlers Cryme Tyme. Their »»

Pulse Exclusive! Picture of ROH's Age of the Fall Debut

I have found (in the most unlikely of places) a photo of the debut of the new Age of the Fall stable at ROH's PPV taping last night in Chicago. You can see the back of the NECRO BUTCHER, that's one of the Briscoe Brothers hanging upside down and blee »»

GRUT Presents ROH Presents This Means War II!

DVD opens with Daizee Haze cutting a really crappy promo on Sara Del Ray. I mean it's just horrible, but she's very pretty. She mentions something about peace and love or something. Pelle Primeau vs. Kevin Steen opens the show. Steen's my favorit »»


Q: Hey bill grut, In hip hop music there's always a raging discussion of who is the top 5 greatest dead or alive, so I was wondering who would be your top 5 wrestlers of all time dead or alive??? Mine would be triple h, kurt angle, bret hart, rob van »»

JunkNews Auction! - Hulka-Jewelry Running Wild!

Inside Pulse (Editor's Note: We had NOTHING to do with this) in conjunction with JunkNews Inc. is proud to bring to you an opportunity to own a piece of Hulka-Jewelry! Right off the hot sale of his grill on QVC as well as his home, Hulk Hogan (while »»

My Exclusive Interview With Portia Perez... Yes, THE Portia Perez

It was a hot, black night when I first met Portia Perez. She was wrestling at a community center in Long Island. Our eyes met. I said hi to her, she told me not to talk to her and had Larry Sweeney yell at me. Some guy next to me started chanting Jai »»

JunkNews Retraction - Pacman Jones Coming To TNA Is Not Awesome

I'd like to issue a retraction to an Editorial I wrote earlier in which I stated that Pacman Jones coming to TNA would be awesome. I believed him to be a combination of my two favorite fictional characters, Pacman and Indiana Jones. I just pictured t »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #81 - Honky Tonk Man

81. HONKY TONK MAN Real Name - Roy Wayne Farris Aliases - Honky Tonk Wayne, A member of the Blond Bombers Debuted - 1977 Titles Held - WWE Intercontinental; AWA Southern Tag Team; NWA Southeast Heavyweight Other Accomplishments - cousin of Je »»

My Top 10 From My Ring of Honor Weekend

If you've never traveled a total of 6 hours over the course of two days with Pulse Glazer and his army of bad ass Latinos in a full small car in which the radio plays more static than music to see indy wrestling, well, you haven't lived. I have now l »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #85 - Dean Malenko

85. DEAN MALENKO Real Name - Dean Simon Aliases - The Iceman; The Man of 1,000 Holds; The Shooter Debuted - 1979 Titles Held - WCW United States; WCW World Tag Team; WWF Light Heavyweight; ECW Tag Team; ECW TV; WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team; ICWA »»


Q: Is Hulk Hogan going to make one more WWE comeback?--Kim Zelter, Toronto, Ontario. A: Kim, first of all, I am so glad you asked that question. Come and have a seat on my couch while I ponder the answer. Would you like a glass of wine? Maybe cham »»

JunkNewsEditorial! Kevin Sullivan Did It!

Before I begin I'd like to point out that I'm not a wise man or an educated man or a good man. When I'm called in to solve a suspected double homicide/suicide I look at the facts. I don't try to form opinions, I don't think about the evidence I see, »»

RAW IS JUNK: GRUT's Live Late Coverage

Show started with Booker T vs. Lashley. Kennedy interfered. Now it's a handicapped main event unless Lashley can find a partner. May I propose Santino? Yay! Coach is talking with Regal. Everyone loves everyone but Coach wants Regal to fight Sandm »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #95 - Kevin Sullivan

95. KEVIN SULLIVAN Aliases - Merlin the Wizard; Johnny West; Kevin Caldwell; Masked Lucifer; The Taskmaster Hometown - Boston, Massachusetts Debuted - 1970 Titles Held - WCW Tag Team; ECW Tag Team; NWA United States Tag Team Other Accomplishm »»

Pulse Wrestling's Top 100 Wrestlers of the Modern Era: #96 - Diamond Dallas Page

96. DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE Real Name - Page Joe Falkinburg Aliases - Handsome Dallas Page Hometown - Point Pleasant, New Jersey Debuted - 1988 Titles Held - WCW World; WCW United States; WCW Tag Team; WCW Television; WWE World Tag Team; WWE Eur »»

My Final Column On Chris Benoit

In my last column I basically said that Chris Benoit should no longer be enjoyed by anyone. A man who killed a woman and child with his bare hands is not someone a healthy person should enjoy watching pretend to beat up others. I believe that, I do, »»

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